There have been countless moments in my life where I had the “insert foot in mouth” moments and today’s was probably the best of the best!
I was telling a co-worker about Marnie the Dog seen below. If you aren’t familiar, she is a shih-tzu that has a muscle problem in her neck which results in a cocked neck and tongue hanging 24/7. Instagram her: @marniethedog
And the conversation continues:
Co-worker: There was a girl I played basketball with who had that problem. Her neck was always cocked to the side.
Me: Maybe she was a conjoined twin. Did she have a nubbin on her other shoulder where a head used to be (ie American Horror Story)
Co-worker: No but my mom was a conjoined twin. Her sister passed away during the surgery to separate them as babies.
Luckily my co-worker didn’t take any offense to it however, conjoined twins are super rare and what are the chances of me making a joke!!!!!!!! What are you most memorable foot in mouth moments?
Changing Liz 